Musing & Marginal Madness: A Morning Argument with Myself

           Frequently, as I've previously mentioned, the parts of my psyche argue among themselves. I had this argument after a productive morning a short while back (And people wonder why I'm so proficient at arguing!):

Teen: Well, this has been a very productive morning.  I think this calls for a nap.
Adult: No! We’re not taking a nap! An object in motion stays in motion, and an object at rest stays at rest.
Teen: Stop referencing Newton’s Second Law.  Besides, we already got a lot done.  It’s almost like we’re an adult!
Adult: We are an adult.
Teen: Speak for yourself.
Adult: You do realize we’re the same person, right?
Teen: Stop reminding me…. Why can’t we talk a nap?  We’re tired.  We had trouble sleeping last night and had to get up early.  Come on!
Adult: If we take a nap now then it’ll be harder for us to fall asleep later and we’ll just have another terrible night’s sleep!  It’ll be a never ending cycle!
Teen: Hmph! Can’t we at least lie down for a few minutes?
Adult: Don’t make me reference Sir Isaac Newton again!
Teen: Too late.  You already did.  Fine no nap. (Aside: For now.)
Adult: I heard that!
Teen: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Adult: Grrr…. Why do I spend time with you?
Teen: Did you forget: we’re the same person.
Adult: That was a rhetorical question!

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